Summer Comes to the Pacific Northwest
Summer is a particularly excruciating time for straight men in the Pacific Northwest. It’s a time when droves of shapeless, genderless...
Going Ape
My friend Charles and I recently decided to stage a Planet of the Apes viewing marathon. We set aside a whole day, but weenies that we...
Local Woman Goes Mad After Viewing Baby Tiger Videos
A Portland woman was rushed to the hospital yesterday after watching a video of baby tigers romping with an orangutan. Jan Underwood, 50,...