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    Local Woman Goes Mad After Viewing Baby Tiger Videos

    May 12, 2015

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    Jan Underwood

    A Portland woman was rushed to the hospital yesterday after watching a video of baby tigers romping with an orangutan. Jan Underwood, 50, remains in critical condition after consuming almost three times the recommended maximum dosage of cuteness.

     

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