Fiction by Jan Underwood
THE BELL LAP
DAY SHIFT WEREWOLF
WORK IN PROGRESS
May 12, 2015
A Portland woman was rushed to the hospital yesterday after watching a video of baby tigers romping with an orangutan. Jan Underwood, 50, remains in critical condition after consuming almost three times the recommended maximum dosage of cuteness.
"She was sitting...
My friend Charles and I recently decided to stage a Planet of the Apes viewing marathon. We set aside a whole day, but weenies that we are, we only h...
All Hands on Deck: Summer Internships, Back in the Day
May 4, 2015
Summer is a particularly excruciating time for straight men in the Pacific Northwest. It’s a time when droves of shapeless, genderless beings who’ve b...
Summer Comes to the Pacific Northwest
May 2015 (4)